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Super Size Mosquito

Solving the mosquito invasion before it happens

Super-sized mosquitoes, as big as quarters, which can bite through clothing are headed to Florida in large numbers this summer
Super Size Mosquito thanks to Keith Blake

The Problem

Super Size Mosquito thanks to Keith Blake

The Solution

Better than mosquito repellent and totally removing the problem

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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