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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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