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Swiss Army Mega Tools

Expanding the usefulness of a simple pocket knife

Swiss Army Mega Tools thanks to Howard Chapman

Getting ready for the next Boy Scout camp: Knife and sword store business on cutting edge

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller


You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator

The Joe-kster Working Out

Flipper Soccer

Superior Church