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Tea Lights

Drop-back lighting to inspire a spot o' tea

Tea Lights thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Setting the stage for a tea-lit evening

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright


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