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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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