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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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