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Texas Door Handle

How to shoot your way into a Redneck house

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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