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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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