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Texas Wine Glass

Wine-themed gift ideas for the discerning Texan shopper

Texas Wine Glass thanks to Steve McCarter

Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs

Texas Wine Glass thanks to Steve McCarter

Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs
San Antonio's Steve McCarter prefers 'Pinot More' at the local Bass Pro Shop
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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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