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Down South Lessons in Womanhood

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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