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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

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It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

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Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

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You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

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