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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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