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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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