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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

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My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

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Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

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If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

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We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

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The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

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That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

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