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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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