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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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