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The Eye Of A Needle

Walking through security at the Needle Gate

The Eye Of A Needle thanks to joe-kster

Front View of the Needle Gate (aka Judgment Gate) @ St. Alexanders Chapel and Russian Excavations

The Eye Of A Needle thanks to joe-kster

Front View with the Joe-kster for perspective (superb Israel Tour group leader Roy Turkington pointing the way in background)

The Eye Of A Needle thanks to joe-kster

Rear View of the Needle Gate

Q: What did Jesus mean when He said it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven? (Matthew 19:24; Mark 10:25; Luke 18:25)

A: The Persians expressed the concept of the impossible by saying it would be easier to put an elephant through the eye of a needle. The camel was a Jewish adaptation, since the camel was the largest animal in Palestine.

Some theorize that the needle Jesus was speaking of was the Needle Gate (see above), a low and narrow after-hours entrance found in the wall surrounding Jerusalem. It was purposely small for security reasons, and a camel could only go through it by stripping off any saddles or packs and crawling through on its knees.

Some believe that Jesus was referring to an actual eye of a real needle. However, it was common to have a hole in the wall beside a city gate - this hole was commonly referred to as the eye of a needle. The idea was that people would do commerce and perhaps look after their animals outside of the city walls during the daytime. Or, it may have been a lonely traveler on his camel. Either way, the city gates would be closed at night and the person arriving at the closed gate would have to squeeze through the eye of the needle. Obviously, it would be virtually impossible for a camel to do so, and hence Jesus’ injunction.

The most likely explanation is that Jesus was using hyperbole, a figure of speech that exaggerates for emphasis. Jesus used this technique at other times, referring to a “plank” in one’s eye (Matthew 7:3-5) and swallowing a camel (Matthew 23:24).

Jesus’ message is clear - it’s impossible for anyone to be saved on his own merits.

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