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The Future of Social Media

Brand awareness for tomorrow's generation

The Future of Social Media thanks to Barry McCartney

Building signs of incremental sales

Looking for a closer relationship with your market, or need to build incremental sales? Here's a look at tomorrow's social networks - how to build brand awareness, develop continuous and long-term lead flows, and enhance market communication.

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

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