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The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy

How many claim tax credits in the U.K.

The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy thanks to Keith Blake

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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