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The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy

How many claim tax credits in the U.K.

The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy thanks to Keith Blake

Do you feel your tax money supports the rest of the world?

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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