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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic (appropriate). - Archie Bunker

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, and not as they are said to be. - George Bernard Shaw

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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