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Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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