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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

They can do all because they think they can. - Virgil

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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