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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

The common person fears to think beyond the common. - Bryant McGill

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. - Coco Chanel

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - WC Fields

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca


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