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Fate is character. - William Winter

Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle. - Karl Mecklenburg

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. - Johann von Goethe

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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