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Three Wise Women

Practical gifts towards Peace on Earth

Three Wise Women thanks to Jim Serritella

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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