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Three Wise Women

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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