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Three Wise Women

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Prosperity tries the souls even of the wise. - Sallust

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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