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Three Wise Women

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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