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Three Wise Women

Practical gifts towards Peace on Earth

Three Wise Women thanks to Jim Serritella

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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