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Three Wise Women

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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