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Today's Bathroom Reader

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Today's Bathroom Reader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher. - Marshall McLuhan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King


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