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Tomato Treat

She certainly knows how to grow tomatoes

Tomato Treat thanks to Mike King

Tomatoes provide a high source of photographic calories

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

The way you see people is the way you treat them. - Zig Ziglar

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius


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