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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. - Mignon McLaughlin

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

If you haven't experienced the bottom, you won't appreciate the top. - Joe Segal

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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