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There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If you haven't experienced the bottom, you won't appreciate the top. - Joe Segal

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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