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There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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