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Tree Removal

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Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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