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Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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