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Tree Sign

Are you stumped trying to find a tree arborist?

Tree Sign thanks to Ellen Hampton

Looking for signs of nature

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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