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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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