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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'

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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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