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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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