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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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