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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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