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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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