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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly


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