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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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