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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Be yourself, who else is better qualified? - Franklin J. Giblin II

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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