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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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