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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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