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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Be yourself, who else is better qualified? - Franklin J. Giblin II

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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