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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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I got a unanimous (anonymous) letter - Archie Bunker

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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