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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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