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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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