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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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