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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun. - Randy Pausch

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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