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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Don't get older just to get wiser. If you get older, you will be wiser, I believe that - if you dare. But get older because it's fun! - Maya Angelou

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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