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Are we having fun yet? - Carol Burnett

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary W. Little

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them,
But none are fun when you set about retiring them. - Ogden Nash

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko


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