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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith


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