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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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