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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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