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Water Break

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Reaching out for a cool drink

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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