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Water Break

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Water Break thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Reaching out for a cool drink

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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