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Water Skiing in Russia

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Making do by saying, 'Nyet!' to a ski boat

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton


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