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Water Skiing in Russia

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Making do by saying, 'Nyet!' to a ski boat

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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