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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The most wasted of all our days are those in which we have not laughed. - Sebastien Chamfort

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Simplicity, it seems, has always been wasted on those who simply cannot appreciate it. - David Rakoff

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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