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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sand Subway

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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