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What A Radical

When resistance to change is futile

What A Radical thanks to Keith Blake

Taking the square out of a square root

Change Management: an approach to transitioning individuals, teams, and organizations to a desired future state. The beatings will continue until morale improves!

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor E. Frankl

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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