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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty. - Ulysses S Grant

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

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