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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Keep not standing fixed and rooted. Briskly venture, briskly roam. - Goethe

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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