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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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