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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie


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