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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

on forever's very now we stand - e e cummings

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Keep not standing fixed and rooted. Briskly venture, briskly roam. - Goethe

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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