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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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