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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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