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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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