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WinDoor

What happened when the boss installed his own door

WinDoor thanks to Barry McCartney

Leave it to the experts when it comes to window and door framing

How not to frame a window and door opening
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I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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