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What happened when the boss installed his own door

WinDoor thanks to Barry McCartney

Leave it to the experts when it comes to window and door framing

How not to frame a window and door opening
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I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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