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With The Pope

Holy Land tours for Catholics

With The Pope thanks to Roy Turkington

Joining the 'Hope with Pope' pilgrimage

PS: Her husband’s name was Larry Pope
If God is for us, who can be against us? (Romans 8:30-32)
Book early for your next Papal Tour in Jerusalem (last one was in 2009)

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?

Texas Easter Bunny

Easter Elephant Eggs

Ancient Shiloh

Easter Egg Hunt

Chocolate Easter Bunnies

Did You Say Happy Easter?

Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law

Easter Yolks