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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Man is only half himself, the other half is his expression. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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