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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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