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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Bert L. Taylor

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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