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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

If a man does his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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