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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Man is not made for defeat. - Ernest Hemingway

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Bert L. Taylor

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Anything that man says, you've got to take with a dose of salts. - Samuel Goldwyn

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro


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