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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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