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Counting how many mouths to feed for dinner

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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