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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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