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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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