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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle


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