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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Power perceived is power achieved. - Claude Rolle

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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