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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

Power perceived is power achieved. - Claude Rolle

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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