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Yoga Food

Dance of the cookie cutter

Yoga Food thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Outlining kitchen inspiration

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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