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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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