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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump


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