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A Frayed Knot

How to tie knots without being funny

A Frayed Knot thanks to Wayne Nowazek

This post is knot so good but will tie you in stitches

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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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