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A Good Woman

Tips for building a lasting and loving relationship

A Good Woman thanks to Jim Serritella

Building lifelong relationships one day at a time

A Good Woman thanks to Jim Serritella

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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