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A Good Woman

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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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