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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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