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The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

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